I’d love to tell you that things have been quiet here due to seasonal festivities. However, I moved.
I know, I know..who moves a week before Christmas? Well, me.

If you live in an area with a tight rental market, you look early, look hard, and apply for everthing. We got lucky. The first place we looked at was the right size, right price, and in a good area. I am 2 blocks from the community centre and 10 minutes from groceries & booze, and 20 minutes from the pub. All things considered, not bad.

On my way home I stopped at the produce place, and while perusing the selection of bananas (mostly green and bruised .meh…) I hear a bold, brassy ‘clang’. Once more whileweaving throught huddled masses at the citrus bins ‘clang clang.’

Standing in line to pay for the 3 suitable bananas I found, I see the source of the ‘clang.’  At both tills, there is a shiny brass bell mounted about 5 feet up the wall. THe cashiers ring it for reasons I don’t fully understand. I thought perhaps the customer at the till won a prize of some sort. A security measure perhaps? “Management  (clang)- we have a shifty caucasion in a cheap toque on till 3!!

This is my favourite thing in the neighbourhood. My goal? Find out why they ring that bell no matter how many green bananas and un-needed green onions I have to buy.Encyclopedia Brown, eat your heart out.

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I could use a little more of this: Time to read.

Seemed like a good idea at the time: 1980s fashion.

To Do

Today - Cook something yummy with fish.

Next Week - Begin preparing for final exam.

Next Month - Christmas, cultivate patience for.

Next Life - Eat more vegetables and less cookies.

Song stuck in my head: Family Guy theme.

My most recent attempt at being quotable: A good jelly donut can turn the day around.

Just because it’s spicy doesn’t mean it will kill you.

From:
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Plenty of fresh coffee
tastes too good for what you pay
no line up like Bons

3298 1st Ave - First and Rupert
Vancouver BC

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Greasy Spoon no more
Quality, freshness, flavour
A great breakfast spot.

Roundel Cafe 2465 East Hastings Street

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Dear Answer Dude:

Q: I walk a lot, and rather enjoy it. However, many drivers seem annoyed at my right to use a crosswalk, and frequently flip me off for having the gonads to cross the road while they are trying to shift gears and dial their cell phone. What can I do to make the world a safer place for pedestrians?

A: This is a common problem, and while tempting, violence isn’t the answer. Sure, carrying a Louisville Slugger on your walks and laying a Mark Mcguire size beating on the motoring public is an option. But there are more peaceful ways. What we want to do is change these drivers habits. Here is what you do - Get the license plate number, then search the net until you find an address linked to the plate. Using that address and an anonymous server, order up a bunch of nasty, nasty porn to be delivered to the driver’s house. Any relationship in place will deteriorate. The offensive driver will develop a drug and alcohol problem, lose their job and their home, and move out of you neighbourhood. The streets will be safe once again.

Q: I have some vegetarian friends, and they can be kinda annoying and self righteous. What can I do?

A: Be patient. When the next comet hits, they will be the first to go. If we learned anything from the dinosaurs, it is that fallen comrades are an excellent source of protein. Keep your veggie friends close, and feed them an extra bunch of carrots once in while to ensure yourself an adequate food source in the event of an intergalactic singularity. Eat fast though, as the ensuing ice age will freeze your ass off and you will become oil for whoever comes along a few hundred thousand years later.

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Spices balanced like
gymnasts. Veggies cooked perfect
Fresh seafood well done.

The Boathouse Restaurant
1795 Beach Avenue
604-669-2225

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